Jordan
Management Consultants’ Assessment of Jesus’ Disciples
Jesus, son of Joseph
Woodcrafter, Carpenter’s Shop
Nazareth, Galilee
Dear Sir,
Jesus, son of Joseph
Woodcrafter, Carpenter’s Shop
Nazareth, Galilee
Dear Sir,
Thank you for submitting the resumes of the 12 men you have picked
for managerial positions in your new organization. All of them have now taken a
battery of tests and we have run them through our computers. It is the staff's
opinion that most of your nominees are lacking in background, educational and
vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you are undertaking. They do not
have the team concept. We would suggest that you continue your search for
persons with experience and proven capability.
Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper. Andrew has no leadership skills at all. The 2 brothers, James and John, place personal interest above company loyalty. Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale. We feel that it is our duty to inform you that Matthew has been blacklisted by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau. James and Thaddeus have radical leanings and registered high manic-depressive scores. Only one of the candidates shows great potential. He is a man of ability and resourcefulness who meets people well and has a keen business mind. He has contacts in high places and is highly motivated, ambitious and responsible. We recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right-hand man. We wish you every success in your new venture.
Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper. Andrew has no leadership skills at all. The 2 brothers, James and John, place personal interest above company loyalty. Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale. We feel that it is our duty to inform you that Matthew has been blacklisted by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau. James and Thaddeus have radical leanings and registered high manic-depressive scores. Only one of the candidates shows great potential. He is a man of ability and resourcefulness who meets people well and has a keen business mind. He has contacts in high places and is highly motivated, ambitious and responsible. We recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right-hand man. We wish you every success in your new venture.
Sincerely yours,
Jordan Management Consultants
Jerusalem, Judea
Today He sees you where you are for who you are but most importantly for what you can become.
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